Time on earth

As a guy to a girlfriend is a big job.. ><
You must make her happy
You must have much visible contact as possible
You must tell her that you love her
You must show her that you mean that love
You must show her sacrifices for her
You sometimes must just as her says
You must meet her at lest two times a week
You must try to satisfies her desire
You must go out with her when you are not doing anything
You must teman her go shopping
You must buy stuff for her to remember you when your not around
You must pay for her meal when you go out unless you seriously cannot pay
You must remember her daily activities
You must be sensitive to her
You must try not to make her cry
You must alert when she is sad
You must try to make her happy when she's sad
You must call her some of the nights
You must give her candy sometimes
You must not tease her
You must not go to physical on her too much
You must control yourself for her
You must NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX DURING COURTSHIP

haizz atlast also can think of this shot... sob